Lyrics:
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faI am a dull and simple ladCan not tell water from champagneAnd I have never met the queenAnd I wish I could have all that he has gotI wish I could be like david wattsFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faAnd when I lie on my pillow at nightI dream I could fight like david wattsLead the school team to victoryAnd take my exams and pass the lot(wish I could be)Wish I could be like david watts(wish I could be)Wish I could be like david watts(wish I could be)Conduct my life like david watts(wish I could be)I wish I could be like david wattsFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faHe is the head boy at the schoolHe is the captain of the teamHe is so gay and fancy freeAnd I wish all his money belonged to meI wish I could be like david wattsFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faAnd all the girls in the neighborhoodTry to go out with david wattsThey try their best but can't succeedFor he is of pure and noble breedWish I could be likeWish I could be likeWish I could be likeFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa(repeat)