Lyrics:

Hey! Whiskey Burns Me Up, Wine Turns My Teeth All Red.
tequila Makes Me Loco, Champagne Hurts My Head.
but Let Me Tell Ya I'm A Real Big Fan, Of Ice Fishin' For Them Aluminum Cans.

i'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker, Check Out The Callus On Pop-Top Finger.
got A Cooler In The Back With A 12 Pack Ready To Roll.
i'm A Killer Karaoke Country Singer, Top-Water Rattle-Trap Spinner Bait Slinger,
king Of The Grill And A Short Putt Sinker,
i'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker.

monday Through 5 O' Clock Friday I'm A Hard Workin' Man.
responsible, Kinda Dull, Head-Down, Stick To The Plan.
but All My Buddies Know Me Better Than That, Get Us All Together And We Start Throwin' 'em Back.


i'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker, Check Out The Callus On Pop-Top Finger.
got A Cooler In The Back With A 12 Pack Ready To Roll.
i'm A Killer Karaoke Country Singer, Top-Water Rattle-Trap Spinner Bait Slinger,
king Of The Grill And A Short Putt Sinker,
i'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker, I'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker.

as Far As I'm Concerned, It's The All-American Way.
twist The Top Off, Just To Cap Off The Day, Hey Hey, Hey Hey, Hey Hey.

i'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker, Check Out The Callus On Pop-Top Finger.
got A Cooler In The Back With A 12 Pack Rarin' To Go.
don't You Know I'm A Killer Karaoke Country Singer,
top-Water Rattle-Trap Spinner Bait Slinger, King Of The Grill And A Short Putt Sinker,
i'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker, I'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker, I'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker. Yeah.