Lyrics:

A Valentine's Day party,
I didn't think you'd show.
You don't like making entrances alone.
You've got a new friend.
You've got a new friend.
Likes to go to movies.
Likes to drink red wine.
Sounds familiar, better hold on tight:
A film school drunk can be so hard to find.

You got a new friend.
You got a new friend.
And the two of you don't ever seem to part...

You got a new friend ooh.
You got a new friend, now I'm the odd man gone.

You got a new friend.
You got a new friend, I know.

And your mom's got you convinced that he's the one.
He's all you need, so forget me - marry him at once.
But if you ever change your mind...
I could still buy that box of wine.
I still have your copy of Harold and Maude.

But you got a new friend.
Yeah, you got a new friend.