Lyrics:

We're the leopards
We're the leopards
We're the leopards

The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain
We're the leopards
King Kong built a car inside his brain
We're the leopards
You tell me who's the sexiest
But why it's Gardenia and the Mighty Slug

We're the leopards
Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path
We're the leopards
Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me

We're the leopards
I never seen a freak look as weird as you
Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug

We're the leopards
Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain
We're the leopards
Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain

We're the leopards
I'll tell you boy, we're mean and we're tough
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug

We're the leopards
I know that we know that they know it's wrong
We're the leopards
To spend your life inside a song

We're the leopards
Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug

We're the leopards
Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee
We're the leopards
And like a fool he promised it all to me

We're the leopards
But I'm young and built of steel
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug

We're the leopards
We're the leopards
We're the leopards