Lyrics:

Where does an animal sleep when the ground is wet?
Cows in the ballroom, chickens in the farmer's corvette.

Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Gets depressed!

How does an animal see once the sun has set?
Bandits in the capital, limited civilian unrest.

Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Gets depressed!

What kind of animal needs to smoke a cigarette?
Grass in the pasture is sharper than a bayonet.

Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Gets depressed!

'Happiness won't leave me alone!' Sings the bird in his nest.
'Get a load of this fucking view, it's the best in the west!'

Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Gets depressed!