Lyrics:

Adam and Eve, sittin' in the woods
Eve said, 'Man, I got somethin' real good
It's in that tree, you'll get smart fast'
Adam said, 'Sure, Satan my ass
I don't see no snakes but
All women are bad'

All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what he said
All women are bad
They got groovy wiggly tails
They got horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad

Yeah
Samson and Delilah, talkin' bout groomin'
Delilah said, 'Sam, you don't look human'
She took some scissors, went snip-snip
Said, 'Now everybody's gonna think you're hip'
Sam felt his head and said
'All women are bad'

All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what he said
All women are bad
Yeah, they got groovy wiggly tails
They got horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad

Yeah
There's one with you, lookin' so sweet
But she's just a wolf dressed up like sheep
Secret gadgets up under her clothes
Stuff you hear about but nobody knows
And it ain't no use
All women are bad

All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what I said
All women are bad
Oh, they got groovy wiggly tails
They got horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad

Save me the label
Of that perfume on the table
So I can remember
What made a wreck of me

All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what I said
All women are bad
Ooh, they got groovy wiggly tails
They got horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad