Fe Fi Fo Fum I can feel the presence of someone Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Somebody's been sitting in my chair They ate up all my food And I don't stand to search Don't ell me it was a woman Cause a woman don't eat that much My brand new silk pajama's They're rolled up in the chair My mind ain't playing tricks on me Now tell me is he still here
Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Somebody's been sitting in my chair Cigarettes in my ashtray And I don't even smoke Somebody's been in my best booze I can tell cause the seal is broke I left my bedroom slippers Last night underneath of my bed And now they're in my living room And my bed was left unmade
Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Somebody's been sitting in my chair Fe Fi Fo Fum I can feel the presence of someone Fe Fi Fo Fum I can feel the presence of someone
Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Somebody's been eating my food Somebody's been looking at my shoes Somebody's been sitting in my chair Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.