Lyrics:

(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah

Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow

I go \'Mooo\' (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves

Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)
Got me A1, sauce please
These heifers got nothin' on me
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)

Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow

I go \'Mooo\' (moo, moo, moo)
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Mooo
Mooo (yeah)
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves

Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow

Old McDonald had a farm
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know

I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Get out my hay, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can treat you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can treat you, but I have to charge

It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans