Lyrics:

T For Texas (Blue Yodel No. 1)

oh, T For Texas, T For Tennessee (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
oh, T For Texas, T For Tennessee (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
oh, T For Thelma (T For Thelma)
that Gal Done Made A Wreck Out Of Me

if You Don't Want Me Mama You Sure Don't Have To Call (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
if You Don't Want Me Mama You Sure Don't Have To Call (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
i Can Get More Women (Get More Women)
than A Passenger Train Can Haul

i'm Going Where The Water Drinks Like Cherry Wine
i'm Going Where The Water Drinks Like Cherry Wine
'cause This Georgia Water Tastes Like Turpentine

oh, T For Texas, T For Tennessee (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
oh, T For Texas, T For Tennessee (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
oh, T For Thelma (T For Thelma)
that Gal Done Made A Wreck Out Of Me

i'm Gonna Buy Me A Pistol Just Because I'm Tall (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
i'm Gonna Buy Me A Pistol Just Because I'm Tall (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
i'm Gonna Shoot Poor Thelma (Shoot Poor Thelma)
just To See Her Run And Jump And Fall

i'd Rather Drink Muddy Water, Sleep In A Hollow Log
i'd Rather Drink Muddy Water, Sleep In A Hollow Log
than To Be In Atlanta, Treated Like A Dirty Dog

oh, T For Texas, T For Tennessee (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
oh, T For Texas, T For Tennessee (T For Texas, T For Tennessee)
oh, T For Thelma (T For Thelma)
that Gal Done Made A Wreck Out Of Me