Lyrics:

I Ain't No Doctor, I Ain't No Doctor's Son,
but I'll Fill Your Prescription,
till The Real Doctor Comes,
till The Real Doctor Comes.

i Ain't No Sailor, Ain't No Sailor's Son,
but I'll Be Your Navigator,
till The Marines Hit Town,
till The Marines Hit Town.

i'm A Handyman, An All Around Man,
i'm A Handyman, All Around Man,
and When Your Husband Comes,
that's When The Handyman's Gonna Scram.

i Ain't The Da, Ain't The Da's Son,
but I'll Talk To The Jury,
and I'll See Justice Done.

handyman, I'm A Handyman,
an All Around Man, All Around Man.

i Ain't No Astronaut,
from Cape Kennedy I Don't Come.
just Step Inside My Rocket Ship,
i'll Take You Circling Round The Sun.

we'll Head Off For Pluto, Venus And Mars,
step Inside, Baby, I'll Take You Very Far.

i'm A Handyman, An All Around Man,
an All Around Man, An All Around Man,
and When Your Husband Comes,
that's When The Handyman Is Gonna Scram.