Lyrics:

It's Christmas Time Again... I've Been Calling All My Friends...
well There Ain't No Weed To Buy... So I Won't Be Getting High...
unless I Smoke These Seeds And Stems...

so I Called My Old Friend Mike... And He Asked Me What I'd Like...
i Like To Find Some Christmas Pot... I Enjoy Smoking A Lot...
and This Town's So God Damn Dry...

now The Snowflakes Start To Fall... I Still Can't Find No Weed At All...
not A Nickle Or A Dime... I'm Running Low On Time...
and I'm Starting To Withdrawl...

dear Santa Won't You Bring To Me... A Big O'l Sack Of Weed...
i'll Be Good Next Year I Swear... I'm Pulling Out My Hair...
i'm Even On My Knees...

a Christmas Without Weed... Doesn't Sound Like Fun To Me...
like A Bowl Without A Bud... A Truck Stuck In The Mud...
won't Someone Help Me Please...

i'm Pulling Out My Hair... Santa Don't You Care...
please Send Some Pot To Me...