Lyrics:

Axel: lnspector T, how you doing?

Todd: Where the fuck you been, Foley? And what the fuck is this?

Axel: It's a blue slip

Todd: Why the hell you need $1 ,000 for?

Axel: A little flash money...

Todd: Flash money? Well let's see here... $2,000 for a suit. $200 for a tie. A requisition order for a Ferrari. I don't want to see anymore of these blue slips. When am I gonna see some arrest slips?

Axel: I know that you're getting upset. And I know that you have reason to be upset but let me tell you something, chief, I am close. I am so close now. I'm closer than I've been and it's making me crazy. Because I can smell it. It's in the air, and I can smell it. Do you smell it? Cuz' I smell it

Todd: All I smell is bullshit. For six months I've been pouring money down into a bottomless hole. Where are the bad guys at the end of this rainbow?

Axel: Wait a second, look, I just thought that if there was a problem...

Todd: Don't think, Axel! Makes my dick itch. The truth is, this department's fronted you a fortune. And my ass is on the line! I OK'd all this shit. Must have been out of my fucking mind to keep letting you talk me into to all this shit. But I can't pull out without a bust or I'm finished. But I promise you, I won't go down alone. I'm gonna give you three days. If I don't see some results, I gonna cover my own ass. How do you like that arrangement?

Axel: If I only have three days, I have to go deep undercover. I'm undercover deep now. This is deep
But I'm going deeper. I don't want no more money or nothin' but I'm going deep, deep, deep, deep undercover. So you sign that for me and I'm going so deep, sir, you not even know where I -- people gonna try to page me and be Axel? No Axel cuz' I'm gonna be deep undercover

Todd: I'm tired of your bullshit, Foley. You got three days. If I don't see some results by then, I'm gonna grind your ass into dog meat. You got that?

Axel: Deal. I'll have a dog-meat ass. Now could you please sign my authorization for my flash money?

Todd: Flash money! Just make sure nothing happens to that Ferrari. That's a $50,000 automobile, you know

Axel: Oh no, no no. It's $67,000. And it's fast. It goes from 100 to 150 in like...

Todd: You just better make sure nothing happens to it

Axel: Don't worry about a thing. Car's safe. I'm driving the car. No one else will be in the car but me. 24 hours a day I will be in the car. I will sleep, eat, drink, shit... No, I ain't going to shit. You thought I was going to shit... Do I look like shittin' in a car? No I ain't gonna shit. Don't worry about a thing though. I am on the job, don't worry about a thing. I am on the job!

Todd: That's what I'm afraid of!