Lyrics:

The air is thick with the anticipation
The children waving flags
Today is gonna be the best day of their lives
We all know the world is full of evil
He keeps us safe day and night
For our leader we are more than happy to die

Red carpet
He's truly here
Attention
Salute with eyes in tears

Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
We all love you so

We are lucky to be born and raised here
Better than Shangri-La
Hey citizen! Just toe the line and you'll go far
Our leader's giving you all your opinions
'Cause he knows what is best
Dissent is dealt with by removal of your hands

Red carpet
He's truly here
Attention
Salute with eyes in tears

Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
We all love you so

The whole world loves ya
The whole world loves ya

We all know what we've been told
(We all know what we've been told)
Our leaders heart is made of gold
(Our leaders heart is made of gold)

He kills babies when they cry
They sound annoying and that's why
He kills kittens that's a fact
We must be better off like that
We don't question life this way
We never have to use our brains

Red carpet
He's truly here
Attention
Salute with eyes in tears

Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
We all love you

Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
We all love you
We all love you
We all love you so

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is captain Ruiz speaking.
We have reached our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet
If you look out the window on the left side of the aircraft
You'll see a anormous flying object on direct intercept
Path with us. Local air traffic control has identified
The object as Scare Force One. We would have landed in Miami
in two hours where the weather is 85 degrees and the winds
Are out of the north west at five miles per hour.
Unfortunately, we have approximately, umm, two to three
minutes left. I'm going to unbyckle my seat belt and
Have a Jack and Coke and I suggest you all do the same.
What the hell, Jack and Coke for eveyone! One me!
With that said, there are those whining, seat-kicking,
Annoying kids; nagging wives and bitches and drunken,
Obnoxious, snoring, fornication gentlemen...Well, here's
Your chance people!
Thank you for flying Monsterican Air. Cabin crew: Charlene
And Evilyn, meet me in the lavatory.'