Lyrics:

Have You Ever Met A Girl That You Tried To Date
but A Year To Make Love She Wanted You To Wait
let Me Tell Ya A Story Of My Situation
i Was Talkin' To This Girl From The U.s. Nation
the Way That I Met Her Was On Tour At A Concert
she Had Long Hair And A Short Miniskirt
i Just Got Onstage Drippin', Pourin' With Sweat
i Was Walkin' Through The Crowd And Gues Who I Met
i Whispered In Her Ear, 'come To The Picture Booth
so I Can Ask You Some Questions To See If You Are A Hundred Proof'
i Asked Her Her Name, She Said Blah-Blah-Blah
she Had 9/10 Pants And A Very Big Bra
i Took A Couple Of Flicks And She Was Enthused
i Said, 'how Do You Like The Show'
she Said, 'i Was Very Amused'
i Started Throwin' Bass, She Started Throwin' Back Mid-Range
but When I Sprung The Question, She Acted Kind Of Strange
then When I Asked, 'do Ya Have A Man,' She Tried To Pretend
she Said, 'no I Don't, I Only Have A Friend'
come On, I'm Not Even Goin' For It
this Is What I'm Goin' Sing
you, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
and You Say He's Just A Friend, Oh Baby
you, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
but You Say He's Just A Friend, Oh Baby
you, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
but You Say He's Just A Friend
so I Took Blah-Blah's Word For It At This Time
i Thought Just Havin' A Friend Couldn't Be No Crime
'cause I Have Friends And That's A Fact
like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, And Jacq
forget About That, Let's Go Into The Story
about A Girl Named Blah-Blah-Blah That Adored Me
so We Started Talkin', Getttin' Familiar
spendin' A Lot Of Time So We Can Build Up
a Relationship Or Some Undderstanding
how It's Gonna Be In The Future We Was Plannin'
everything Sounded So Dandy And Sweet
i Had No Idea I Was In For A Treat
after This Was Established, Everything Was Cool
the Tour Was Over And She Went Back To School
i Called Every Day To See How She Was Doin'
everytime That I Ccalled Her It Seemed Somethin' Was Brewin'
i Called Her On My Dime, Picked Up, And Then I Called Again
i Said, 'yo, Who Was That' 'oh, He's Just A Friend'
don't Gimme That, Don't Ever Gimme That
jus' Bust This
you, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
and You Say He's Just A Friend, Oh Baby
you, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
but You Say He's Just A Friend, Oh Baby
you, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
but You Say He's Just A Friend
so I Came To Her College On A Surprise Visit
to See My Girl That Was So Exquisite
it Was A School Day, I Knew She Was There
the First Semester Of The School Year
i Went To A Gate To Ask Where Was Her Dorm
this Guy Made Me Fill Out A Visitor's Form
he Told Me Where It Was And I As On My Way
to See My Baby Doll, I Was Happy To Say
i Arrrived In Front Of The Dormitory
yo, Could You Tell Me Where Is Door Three
they Showed Me Where It Was For The Moment
i Didn't Know I Was In For Such An Event
so I Came To Her Room And Opened The Door
oh, Snap! Guess What I Saw
a Fella Tongue-Kissin' My Girl In The Mouth,
i Was So In Shock My Heart Went Down South
so Please Listen To The Message That I Say
don't Ever Talk To A Girl Who Says She Just Has A Friend