Lyrics:

People hug and give each other kisses
Holding hands and walking side by side
But every time I try to charm a lady
She runs away

What am I doing wrong?
Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go

Excuse me, miss, but do you like the dubstep?

Oh, will I ever find someone or will I die alone?

Endless streams of love letters and roses
Serenades from men with big guitars
Famous men are asking me for dinner
I think I'll pass

Oh, where is my Prince Charming who will cuddle with my hair and whisper

Will I meet a man who also likes to

I guess I'll never know

Will I find
Oh, will I ever find that someone who
Can sing wuu?
Can sing the wu wu wu wu wu wu?
Do the ring
I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you
Oh my God
Who is that singing?
Someone who also likes
The dub (The dub)
The step (The step)
We both like dubstep

Please just take these fucking flowers!
Let's move in together!
We'll have children!
I'll make cupcakes!

I will massage your shoulders daily!
I'll make you dinner when you come home from work!
I'll play you James Blunt songs from a CD!
Let's buy a car!

I'll make you an omelette for breakfast!
I'll do dishes for you!
Let's watch the last season of Mad Men together!
I fucking love you!
I fucking love you, you cock-sucking son of a bitch!

I'll get down on my knees
And ask you
'Will you marry me?'