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The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane
I think he's got it, I think he's got it
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane
By George, he's got it, by George he's got it
Now once again, where does it rain, on the plane, on the plane
And where's that soggy plane in Spain, in Spain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane
The rain in Spain

In Hartford, Headoford, and Hampshire
Hurricanes hardly happen
How kind of you to let me go

Now once again, where does it rain, on the plane, on the plane
And where's the bastard plane in Spain, in Spain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane

Again, where does it rain, on the plane, on the plane
And where's that blasted plane in Spain, in Spain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane
The rain in Spain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane
The rain in Spain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane