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'Okay everyone, welcome to grammar class.
Today we learn about semicolons.'
'Yes, Lonely Island?'
'We use Semicolons everyday.'
'Can you give me an example?'
'Oh hell yeah.'

Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo
These dudes is comic relief; Whoopie
And I'm the motherfucking monster; cookie

When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
Then go home and write about it; blogger
Did I do that?; Urkel
Yo Angela, who's the boss?; Merkel

I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
Then make you suck a bull's nut; ox nard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon

We run these streets; stop lights
All eyes on me; spot lights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top

I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretzky
But Gretsky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation

My stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You acting all Machio; Ralph
But I'll eat all you cats; Alf

We run the game; umpire
Always chase the night; young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the dark

It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict

We got the game on lock; toy chest
You're to big for your clothes; boys vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes

When it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon

'Semicolons. We rest our case.'
'No actually, those are examples of colons. You all get F's.'
'Wait, what?'