Lyrics:

How Glad The Many Millions
of Toms And Dickson Williams
would Be To Capture Me
but You Had Such Persistence,
you Wore Down My Resistance
i Fell, And It Was Swell

you're My Big And Brave And Handsome Romeo
how I Won You,
i Will Never, Never Know
it's Not That You're Attractive
but, Oh, My Heart Grew Active
when You Came Into View.

i've Got A Crush On You, Sweetie Pie
all The Day And Night Time,
hear Me Sighi Never Had The Least Notion
that I Could Fall With So Much Emotion

could You Coo
could You Care
for A Cunning Cottage We Could Share
the World Will Pardon My Mush,
'cause I've Got A Crush, My Baby, On You

instrumental Break

could You Coo
could You Care
for A Cunning Cottage We Could Share
the World Would Pardon My Mush,
'cause I Have Got A Crush, My Baby, On You