Lyrics:

Chorus
he's So Dull, Drives A '63 Rambler
he's So Dull, Still Livin' With His Mother
he's So Dull And He Won't Get Anywhere With Me
he's Always Callin' On The Telephone
he Won't Go Out Without A Chaperone
cuz He's So Afraid 2 Be Alone With Me

he's Always Reading Science Magazines
and He Doesn't Even Wear Blue Jeans
why Can't He Understand What All This Means 2 Me

chorus

he Watches Television Night And Day
he Doesn't Listen 2 A Word I Say
and He's Always Tryin' 2 Walk Me Home From School

i'd Like 2 Tell'em That I Wish He Was Dead (Drop Dead)
but He Could Never Get It Through His Head
he'll Never Change, He'll Always Be A Fool

chorus

(Anywhere, I Say He Won't Get Anywhere)
he's So Dull {x4}
he's So Dull (Still Livin' With His Mother)
he's So Dull (I Bet He Never Had A Lover)
he's So Dull (And He Won't Get Anywhere With Me)
he's So Dull
he's So Dull (Still Livin' With His Mother)
(I Bet He Never Had A Lover)
(And He Won't Get Anywhere With Me) {fade Out}