Lyrics:

Tape's rolling......O.K. (I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a ...) Customer I'm a customer I'm a customer I'm a customer How about cigarettes? I'll take sugarless You sell waterbeds? I'm a customer I'm a customer I'm a customer Yeah, can I get change? Where're the twinkies? What's on sale? I'm a customer I'm a customer I'm a customer I love you BACKWARDS: I don't give a fuck, that's it.