Lyrics:

[maizie]

you Can Have Him

i Dont Want Him

hes Not Worth Fighting For

besides Theres Plenty More Where He Came From

i Dont Want Him

you Can Have Him

im Giving Him The Sack

and He Can Go Right Back Where He Came From

i Could Never Make Him Happy

hed Be Better Off With You

im Afraid I Never Loved Him

all I Ever Wanted To Do Was



run My Fingers Thru His Curly Locks

mend His Underwear And Darn His Socks

fetch His Slippers And Remove His Shoes

wipe His Glasses When He Read The News

rub His Forehead With A Gentle Touch

mornings After When Hes Had Too Much

kiss Him Gently When He Cuddled Near

give Him Babies One For Evry Year, So You See

i Dont Want Him, You Can Have Him

you Can Have Him, I Dont Want Him

for Hes Not The Man For Me



[monique]

you Can Have Him

i Dont Want Him

hes Not Worth Fighting For

besides Theres Plenty More Where He Came From

i Dont Want Him

you Can Have Him

he Isnt My Concern

and He Can Just Return Where He Came From

i Would Look A Trifle Silly

taking Him Away From You

that Was Never My Intention

all I Ever Wanted To Do Was



close The Window While He Soundly Slept

raid The Icebox Where The Food Is Kept

cook A Breakfast That Would Please Him Most

eggs And Coffee And Some Buttered Toast

wake Him Gently With A Breakfast Tray

after Breakfast Clear The Things Away

bring The Papers And When Theyve Been Read

spend The Balance Of The Day In Bed, So You See

i Dont Want Him, You Can Have Him

you Can Have Him, I Dont Want Him

for Hes Not The Man For Me