Lyrics:

spoken:

DJ Crash Crash:
Good morning, midnight. This is DJ Crash Crash. I'm here at the Dark Park Metal Shoppe getting my chrome polished. Y'all here know why we in here getting our chrome, right?

Chrome Shoppe Brother:
Cause it don't shine by itself.

DJ Crash Crash:
Yeah, 'cause it don't shine by itself is righ-- it don't shine by itself is right. Well tonight, we got the Electro Phi Betas throwing an end-of-the-world cyber freak festival. Something fun and sexcellent for y'all to do. Don't let it break you now. Well, lookie here, we got the sisters looking good, shining bright, here to tell you all about it.

Melanie:
Yes. This is Melanie 45221--

Assata:
--And Assata 8550--

Melanie:
--with the new, new chapter of the Electro Phi Betas! We will be at the news auditorium tonight, along with DJ Crash Crash, and the Wondaland Jam Authority.

Assata:
Female alpha platinums are in for free; clones and humans welcome after midnight. We gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest, an atomic kissing contest, and much, much more!

Melanie:
No bounty hunters allowed. Bring your punk ass up here looking for Cindi Mayweather, and you might get hurt!

DJ Crash Crash:
Woo! That's right, sisters. Power up, power up! Now take us into our next song

Assata:
This is Cindy's newest jam, Dance Apocalyptic, here at 105.5 WDRD.