Lyrics:

[Intro: Chris Farley & David Spade]
CF: Is this your coat?
DS: Don't do it

[Chorus: Chris]
Fat guy in a little coat
Fat guy in a little coat

[Verse: David]
Don't

[Chorus: Chris]

[Outro: Chris & David]
DS: Take it off dickhead, I'm serious
CF: Richard, what's happening...
Uh oh...