Lyrics:

Oh, my Chachonia
California
Ice cream cone-ia
San Antonia
Oskaloosa
What a loser (I'm a loser)
Ah, Chachonia
Please by mine
I, I, I own ya
Loser
I, I, I own ya
Loser
I, I, I own ya
Loser
I, I, I own ya
Loser