Lyrics:

Grand Piano
(Grand Piano playing)

Reed-and-pipe Organ
(Piano + Organ playing)

Glockenspiel
(Glockenspiel playing)

Bass Guitar
(Glockenspiel + Bass Guitar)

Double speed guitar
(Glockenspiel + Bass Guitar + double speed guitar playing)

Two slightly sampled electric guitars
(Two slightly sampled electric guitars + Glockenspiel + Piano)

Mandoline
(Mandoline + Glockenspiel + Piano)

Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar
(Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar
+ Piano)

And Tubular Bells
(all together now)