Lyrics:

Teenage, greenage, awkward in-between age

(Teenage enema nurse)

I turned 15 thought it was a teen scene

(Teenage enema nurse)

Thought it would be easy, but it makes me queasy

(I'm a Teenage enema nurse)

Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage

Must have left a chapter out.

In school and nursing classes.

They never taught me all about

Those tubes and lubes and asses.

Teenage enema nurse (x4)

They told me stick the nozzle in

There's really nothing to it

It's not a very pretty job

But someone's got to do it.

Teenage enema nurse (x4)

Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage

Teen job, mean job, not a very clean job

(Teenage enema nurse)

Poses it with hoses ain't No bed of roses

(Teenage enema nurse)

There are no implications just evacuations

(Teenage enema nurse)

Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage

I've had such Emergency it made me so disgusted

__?___Urgency to empty and it busted

Teenage enema nurse

Teenage enema nurse

Oh shit the pay is low

I labor not in vain

I'd quick but I'm so broke I know

I'd never find a way

Teenage enema nurse

Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage.