Lyrics:

Well the lord must have had his day of when I was born He went to bed closed his eyes and had some fun Mummy sad she wanted me and I was welcome Daddy gave his sperm and it was done The first thing that I saw was white The nurse cam with the scissors and said: it's a boy The doctor hit my ass, said come on cry And then I started to scream and I was alive ooh ooh I was dead before I was born And now I'm here and I don't know why Cause I wasn't asked at all