Let me tell you how it will beThere's one for you, nineteen for me'Cause I'm the taxmanYeah, I'm the taxmanShould five percent appear too smallBe thankful I don't take it all'Cause I'm the taxmanYeah, I'm the taxmanIf you drive a car, I 'll tax the streetIf you try to sit, I'll tax your seatIf you get too cold, I'll tax the heatIf you try to walk, I'll tax yo ur feetDon't ask me what I want it forIf you don't want to pay some more'Cause I'm the taxmanYeah, I'm the taxmanNow my advice for those who dieDeclare the pennies on your eyes'Cause I'm the taxmanYeah, I'm the taxman