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*CHORUS* these are the tales the freaky tales these are the tales that i tell so well you dont like my dirty raps you can go to hell cause short dog's on the mic telling cocktales H-E-A-D all you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p you just a big freak you better not complain when you hear these cocktales and you hear yo name if you a fake bitch aint no thang i pick up the phone and call Denine if i call Marie, i know for a fact ill get sucked in my drop top cadillac i met this freak named Naomi strait dick sucker worked me and my homie she had a girl friend her name was Vicky i pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick she was fine as fuck but cant fuck with Tina Tina Tina the sperm cleaner i took her to my house and i told her strip baby got freaky started doin the splits i said biotch do what you want cause a true blue mac won't even front i fucked her wit my finger she tried to cum pussy so tight wouldnt give me none im sure Too Short couldn't be no punk im tryin a get funky cause i love to funk my dick is big and her nigga had a little one i didnt fuck her freaky ass but it was still fun i know you stop and wonder just what it is its the California lifestyle that i live see im from the crew dangerous bitch tellin everybody bout this freaky shit i know this bitch name Annette you get her all alone and she'll suck yo dick hella freak won't say no fo shit you and her all alone nigga thats yo bitch i know another freak her names Joanne i always get the pussy cause i know i can finest bitch around aint got no man every time she cross my mind i go fuck her again shes like another freak-a