Lyrics:

Be wise, be fair, be sure, be there, behave, beware

Be wise, be smart, behave my heart
Don't upset your cart, when she's so close
Be soft, be sweet, but be descreet
Don't go off your feet
She's too close for comfort

Too close, too close for comfort, no, not again
Too close, too close to know just when to say 'when'

Be formal, be fair, be sure, beware
On your guard, take care
When there's such temptation

One thing leads to another
Too late to run for cover
Much too, too close for comfort

Be wise, be fair, be sure, be there

Put on your old thinking cap boy
'Cause if you don't look out you
Can find that you are much too
You're too close for comfort

You're heading for a messed hat boy
The first thing that you know she
Will have you up that old tree
She's too close for comfort
(too close, to-oo close, too close...)

Be formal, be fair, be absolutely sure, beware
On your guard, take care
When there's such temptation

One thing leads to another
Too late to run for cover
Much too, too close for comfort

One thing leads to another
Too late to run for cover
Much too, too close for comfort

One thing...One thing leads to another
Much too too close for comfort now

Be wise, be fair, be sure,
be there, behave, beware
She's too close, too close for comfort now