Lyrics:

Standing Room Only
You must think my bed’s a bus stop
By the way you come and go
I ain’t seen you with the lights on
Two nights in a row
So pack your rusty razor,
And don’t bother with goodbye
Your cup runneth over
But mine is always dry
(Chorus)
Standing room only,
But I can’ stand no more
Standing room only
Outside my door
Don’t help me set the table
‘Cause now there’s one less place
I won’t lay mama’s silver
For a man who won’t say grace
If home is where the heart is
Then your home’s on the street
Me, I’ll read a good book
Turn out the lights and go to sleep
(Repeat chorus 2x’s)