Lyrics:
Got myself a girlfriendShe looks like a 10My elbows start to tingleWhen she gives me that moonshine grineI love that woman so muchToo much like a foolShe knows I'm just a suckahThat girl makes me droolThe woman makes me madThe woman makes me sadI just can't handle itThis love and bullshitThe girl can ruin lifeShe's depressin' me likeShe's depressin' me like a sharp knifeBut when she comes to love meShe makes me have jello kneesHer mind's stronger than mineBut she knows I'm not the strong kindThen she knows she's so fineShe puts me under her power lineThe woman makes me madThe woman makes me sadI just can't handle itThis love and bullshitSome may say I don't knowHow to handle thisShe takes my love for grantedWhich get me really pissedIf she don't lighten up soonThen our love will soon be doomedThen I'll have to kill herAnd feed her to the goonsThe woman makes me madThe woman makes me sadI just can't handle itThis love and bullshit