Lyrics:

Be hold the way our fine feathered friend

His virtue doth parade

Thou knowest not my dim witted friend

The picture thou hast made

Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair

Conceal thy good intent

Thou noble upright, truthful, sincere

And slightly dopey gent


You're my funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than greek

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine stay

Each day is valentine's day!