Lyrics:

'Come on boys, let's hit the road!'

WE LEFT L.A. ON SUNDAY, IN LUBBOCK BY TUESDAY~
THAT'S WHERE WE PLAYED OUR SECOND SHOW~
WHERE NOBODY KNEW US, SO NOBODY NOTICED THE SONGS THAT THE BAND DIDN'T KNOW~
WE WERE EATIN' UP THEM WHITE LINES, MAKIN' GOOD TIME~
DIGGIN' THE SONGS ON THE RADIO~
AND THAT PARTY KEPT MOVIN' AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE WAS DOIN'~
WE WERE SMOKIN' UP THAT CALIFORINA GOLD~

NOW EVERYONE WAS GLAD ' THE WEIGHT' PLAYED BY THE BAND~
YOU KNOW I NEVER HAD THAT SONG LET ME DOWN~
AND I DIDN'T NOTICE I WAS SPEEDIN' BUT IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR BLINKIN' WERE THEM STATETROOPERS LIGHTS ALL SPINNIN' 'ROUND~
WE ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOWS,
SO WE DIDN'T THINK HE'D NOTICE SOMETING SMELLIN' FUNNY IN THAT SMOKE CLOUD~
AND HE ASKED 'WHAT YOU BOYS HIDIN'?'
AND WE WERE ALL SILENT CAUSE WE THINK HE HEARD US CLEAR AND LOUD~

AND WE WERE BUSTED~
BUSTED IN BAYLOR COUNTY~
BUSTED, BUSTED IN BAYLOR COUNTY 'OH NO, MY WEED!'
HE SPREAD US ALL ALONG THE HIGHWAY CUFFED US ALL AND TURNED US AWAY ANS STARTED POKIN' 'ROUND IN THE TRUCK FOR THE CAKE~
AND WE ALL STOOD THERE HIGH AS A KITE, AND HE FOUND IT ALRIGHT~
AND DON'T YA'LL MAKE LIGHT OF THE NUMBER ONE DOPE DOG IN THE STATE~
THAT MUTT FOUND THE JOINT THAT WAS ROLLED UP IN MY POCKET THAT WAS BURRIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BACK OF THE TRAILER
UNDERNEATH THE GUITARS AND THE PIANO SEAT~
AND OFF WE WENT TO JAIL LOCKED UP IN A CELL~
CHARGED WITH POSSESSION OF THAT SWEETLEAF~

AND WE WERE BUSTED~
BUSTED IN BAYLOR COUNTY~
BUSTED, BUSTED IN BAYLOR COUNTY~

NOW I WAS STILL PRETTY BUZZED WHEN THEY CALLED IN THE JUDGE~
WHO GREETED ME WITH A SMILE AND A WARM HANDSHAKE~
AND HE SAID 'I'M SO SORRY,' 'CAUSE THEY COULDN'T UNARREST US~
BUT THAT WAS UP TO SOME OTHER OFFICIAL MAGISTRATE~
AND HE SAID 'DON'T YOU WORRY, SON, ALL THE CHARGES ARE GONE~
BUT I'VE GOT A FEW AUTOGRAPHS FOR YOU TO SIGHN.'
AND THEY SPRANG US OUT RIGHT QUICK, SO WE COULD GET UP ON THE STICK~
TO WITCHITA FALLS BY SHOW TIME~
TO TELL EM....WE WERE BUSTED~
BUSTED IN BAYLOR COUNTY~
BUSTED, BUSTED IN BAYLOR COUNTY~
BUSTED, BUSTED IN BAYLOR COUNTY~
BUSTED, BUSTED IN BAYLOR COUNTY~

CUFF 'EM!~