Lyrics:

1968
Performer Equals
Title Laurel and Hardy
Lyrictext

Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
Sweet little fellows you pay to see
Saturday morning, pictures are free
The little children all come to see me

They want to touch me
They want to love me
I always give them pictures of me

Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
My little girlfriend don't come to see me
She gets so jealous when the kids start to scream
I love the laughter kids offer to me

They want to touch me
They want to love me
They see a man that cannot be me

Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
Sweet little fellows you pay to see
Saturday morning, pictures are free
The little children all come to see me

They want to touch me
They want to love me
I always give them pictures of me