Lyrics:

Boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Umm-hmm-hmm

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Umm-hmm-hmm

All for meetin' brand new fellas
And for takin' other folk's girl
Umm-hmm-hmm

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Umm-hmm-hmm

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Umm-hmm-hmm

Well, I've known some pretty women
And that's caused them to change their mind
Umm-hmm-hmm

Well, now, some may call me Joe
Some may call me Moe
Just remember Speedo
He don't never take it slow

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Umm-hmm-hmm

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Umm-hmm-hmm

Well, now, some may call me Moe
Some may call me Joe
Just remember Speedo
He don't never take it slow

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Umm-hmm-hmm

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Umm-hmm-hmm

And now they gotta call me Speedo
Till they call off makin' pretty girls
Umm-hmm-hmm

Umm-hmm-hmm-hmm
Umm-hmm-hmm-hmm
Umm-hmm-hmm-hmm
Umm-hmm-hmm-hmm