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So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck
Because I figured at the end of the day
I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home
And I love cheesecake

So I went to the cheesecake company
And they asked me if I could drive a truck
And I said yes and they said you're hired

So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes
And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake
So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake

And I also took one for later
And I took one for my friend Farmboy
And I took one to bring home
And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes
So I took another one

Then I figured I might as well
Stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes
So I take five cakes to eat on the way
And I drive another block and a half to my house

Now it's lunchtime
So I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert

I should point out by the way
That all of these cheesecakes were very delicious

Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do
Would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes
And hide the truck somewhere and leave town

And I miss everybody a lot
But I'm not really sorry