Lyrics:

It's a putrid nightmare
It's a putrid nightmare
It's a yellow dandelion
It's a yellow dandelion

It's a caramel candy apple
It's a caramel candy apple
It's a ticket to Disneyland deathcamp
It's a ticket to Disneyland deathcamp

It's about a half an hour away by car
It's about a half an hour away by car

It's trite, contrived and appallingly boring
It's trite, contrived and appallingly boring
It's trite, contrived and appallingly boring
It's trite, contrived and appallingly boring